Assassin’s Creed 3 sucks

Let me just go on record saying Assassin’s Creed III‘s finale sucks balls. Failing a mission for the umpteenth time for arbitrary reasons isn’t fun, especially not minutes away from the end of the game. When the game then crashes on me as soon as I manage to succeed is just cruel. And having to reboot my console four times just to get past the “logging into the Ubisoft server” part … ah well, I managed to completed the game now, but of all the Assassin’s Creed games I played so far*, this was clearly the worst in terms of bugs and stupid game mechanics. Everything just felt like a giant’s step backwards from Revelations – everything except the story, that is, which is fortunate, because that’s what I was playing it for.

Just please, no more stupid chase sequences or my TV gets hit by a controller sooner rather than later. It’s a nice TV. I don’t want it to get hurt.

* I am currently on a quest to play through all the AAA games I missed over the last few days, notably the entire Assassin’s Creed series since Brotherhood. I’m only on my second game now and already feel kinda worn out, but I hear they get better after Assassin’s Creed III …

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